"We don't steal wives"

Perhaps this is the next quotable lie from the president? Apparently, not only do we torture in Iraq, but we steal wives as a means of pressuring suspected insurgents to turn themselves in.

Think about this. You have a supposedly militant person, who is armed. You take something they care for a lot away. Will they turn themselves in? This will still keep them separated from her, and break the family unit so central to their culture. Doesn't this create more erratic behavior? Just like the war, which creates more terrorists. Guy missing his wife = new terrorist.